You chilled with death—and came back buzzed. That’s not a story. That’s a statement.
This shirt doesn’t scream. It lingers. Like that chill you get when the pint’s poured and silence hits just a little too hard. Front: The infamous line—“I CHILLED WITH DEATH AND CAME BACK BUZZED.” Left Sleeve: SkullTap sigil. Right Sleeve: American flag, battle-forward, stitched with quiet defiance. Back: Nothing. No need. You already said everything.
Made for the ones who walk out of hell with a six-pack and a smirk. Lightweight, soft, and unsettling in all the right ways.
Wear it to the taproom. Or the afterlife. Your call.
100% airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
Light and breathable—like you almost weren’t
Unisex cut that fits like fate
Turn inside out—shirts with history don’t like being exposed
Wash cold like the night you looked the reaper in the eyes
Hang dry if you’ve got patience
Tumble low if you’re reckless (we get it)
No bleach—unless you’re trying to summon ghosts
Iron inside out if you must… but maybe just wear the wrinkles like war medals
True to size, but if you want a looser fit, size up like you're running from something
